Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Red Sox Nation: alive and well in Page, AZ

Today's entry demonstrates the reach of our very own Boston Red Sox. We took a boat trip for 16 miles down the Colorado River, starting from Page, AZ, which was great fun (and very hot). Before getting underway, we purchased a few snacks in the company store, and chatted with the nice lady who was helping us. When she found out we'd traveled all the way from Massachusetts, she asked if we were Red Sox fans. Of course! It turns out that she was the kindergarten teacher for none other than Jacoby Ellsbury (who apparently was friendly with her son at that time as well).

I keep telling Marcy, it's all about baseball. Everything.

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Visit our National Parks and See the World

Our ongoing tour has recently alighted into southern Utah for some of the famous National Parks in this area, specifically Bryce Canyon National Park and Zion National Park. Of course, the natural sights here are astonishing almost to the point of being un-photographical (at least by amateurs).

But that isn't what has surprised me the most. What has surprised me the most is the huge variety of foreign languages I hear being spoken. In Bryce, we saw several tour buses, mostly of Asian (my ear thought Japanese) tourists. It's a stereotype, I know, but it arose from somewhere real, evidently. As our family was doing the Navajo Trail hike (which we extended into a longer hike because the the end of the trail loop was closed without being marked, tsk tsk), we were accompanied along the journey by a group of about 20 Japanese women, with a Japanese man as the group leader. Sure, they took pictures; so did we. What was astonishing was the vigor of the group. In the end, climbing back up the canyon wall was a somewhat harrowing experience for me personally (heights not being my thing at the best of times), but it was ameliorated by our company. Was I inspired by the 75 year old Japanese women who I could barely keep up with -- or was I shamed? Doesn't really matter; motivation was found when needed.

In Zion we got around to a lot more sights and a variety of shorter hikes. That, combined with the useful shuttle buses required for visiting the main canyon area, gave us greater exposure to other visitors than Bryce. The effect in languages heard was even more pronounced (haha): lots of German speakers, some Chinese, Japanese, and quite a few Scandinavian speakers (despite my Old Norse, my ear isn't clever enough to distinguish Swedish from Norwegian or Danish; though my guess is that most of these folks were Swedish), and a few French and British folks.

Let's be clear about this: my estimate is that more than 50% of the visitors were not from the USA. I was astonished. For grins, on the way back on the last shuttle bus I decided it was time for my daily lesson in "La Marseillaise". Gwen, the Daughter, learned it last year in her French immersion class, and I've been trying to pick it up under her tutelage. She's got the teaching knack down pretty well, and is one tough cookie. ("Dad, you almost got it right, just these 3 syllables were wrong....") During the ride, I think I finally mastered the last bits of the second line.

Anyways, I felt comfortable doing this because of the variety of tongues being spoken all around me. I thought we wouldn't even be noticed. In this I was incorrect, however, as the driver noted jovially after a little while (on the loudspeaker no less), "You know, your entertainment won't reduce your fare." (Which is $0 btw.) To which I replied: "But we accept tips!" His response: "When I say that, everyone usually heads for the door!"

Anyways, why Zion, and Bryce? I did not notice many visitors from overseas at Glacier National Park (in fact, I don't remember any up there), and scant few in the Yellowstone / Teton National Park areas. I suppose that they are more remote, and are less easily toured (being so BIG), than Zion and Bryce. And perhaps the closeness of Zion and Bryce to other parks (Grand Canyon, Canyonlands, Aztec ruins, and perhaps Las Vegas) may make for an attractive 2 week vacation package from abroad?

We'll see if the trend continues at the Grand Canyon. In the meantime, if you want a cultural experience, why travel abroad? Just go visit Bryce and Zion!

Tuesday, July 5, 2011

1001 Uses of Peanut Butter

I love peanut butter. No, I LOVE peanut butter. Sometimes, when at home, I will eat peanut butter three times a day. Rarely does a day pass without my eating peanut butter at all. I can't say why, other than I love it! Eggo's and other waffles, English Muffins, toast and all manner of bread, cornbreads or scones are all fair game. I once tried peanut butter on another favorite food, pizza, but it didn't really do either any credit. One of the worst things about the two weeks of this trip so far is that I have only had a chance to have peanut butter twice (and pizza only once). Must redress this soon.

Anyways, today in Glacier National Park, we went on a tidy 4 mile hike in the Two Medicine Lake area. Beautiful area, great weather, terrific hike. We get back, and I notice this big blotch on the bottom portion of Gwen's pony tail. Turns out she had an encounter somewhere along the way with a pine tree, and the pine tree left its mark: a big glop of sap had fused together a significant portion of her ponytail into one clump.

The Park Ranger who'd guided the hike was sought for advice; she advised alcohol, which we were disappointed to learn did not mean beer, but rubbing alcohol. My wife asked the hotel's front desk where one might find some, only to be advised by the nice woman there that alcohol was a bad idea and might damage Gwen's hair. What was the right substance to use to leetch out the sap?

You guessed it: peanut butter.

I was happy. What father doesn't want to threaten their kids with doing crazy things, right? "If you don't finish your broccoli I'm going to put it in your chocolate milk and make you drink it!" Now I had real, live ammo. "Gwen, you and I have a date tonight, with some peanut butter." The Mom, knowing my affinity for the substance was only to happy to excuse herself to go do gaboons of laundry (is gaboons a real word? or is it just a LeLacheur family word?), and I was on. Sam was disarmed and relegated to a bed to write in his journal with the very credible threat of: "I've got this peanut butter, and I know how to use it. If you don't finish your journal soon DOT DOT DOT." He got the hint.

You know what, the peanut butter worked brilliantly. The sap was drawn out with little fuss or muss, and I got to enjoy one of my favorite smells in the process. I need to go thank the front desk person now. ;-)

Fourth of July in Montana

Well, I've realized that my opportunities to update this, or indeed to write in my old-fashioned journal (i.e., by hand) are much more limited than I've expected. So I'm giving myself the latitude to post stuff here randomly. The longer narration will be continued and updated when I can do so.

Anyways, so here it is, July 5th. We've been lucky enough to spend the last 3 days in Glacier National Park. GNP is located along the Canadian border, in western Montana. Actually, it is perhaps more accurate to say that it is located west of the Blackfeet nation; more on that later. GNP is unbelievable; more on that later, too My topic for this post is pretty simple: Fourth of July celebrations in Montana.

Montana has no restrictions (that I've seen; few if any) on firecrackers and the like, so we expected some pretty rousing shows last night. We're from the Boston area, which has amazing fireworks shows on the Esplanade every year, so maybe we're a little bit spoiled. Still, when we were told we could see the fireworks from our hotel room's back door (it's really a motel room, but who's counting; St. Mary's Lodge, nice place, letting me use their wifi right now; great restaurant -- thanks again for stellar service, Soren!), as I say, we were told to step outside our door and just watch. Okay. We did. So did a few others on either side of us. (Which was funny: Sam was wearing his Zdeno Chara Bruins tee shirt, and it turns out our "neighbors" on one side were big Canucks fans. Happily, they were gracious and not vindictively-minded. ;-)

It was not all that exciting. Finally close to 10:45 or so there was a blast of 15 minutes or so that was pretty cool after all. We were satisfied, and ushered the kids off to bed.

(Aisde: yes, that's 11 pm bedtime for an 8 and 10 year old. And not just 11 pm, but 11 pm MST, which is 1 am in the time zone, EST, they are accustomed to. Yikes.)

Five minutes later, the real fireworks began, or so it seemed. Intermittently, huge blasts kept going off for quite some time. Not in any organized fashion, unfortunately. It seemed like Joe Average Montanan was taking this opportunity to blast off a few noisemakers just for the heck of it. Hey, I thought, that's fine; it's the Fourth of July.

Well, by the time it was the Fifth of July, I was ready for it to stop. Amazingly, the kids had passed out into glorious slumbers by then. But no, on and on. The last blast I heard was at 5 am. I have concluded that Montanans have taken a very rational approach to their fireworks, actually, reserving the right to use them only in the dark. Since it doesn't get dark around here until almost 11 pm, and begins to light after 5 am, this makes a certain amount of sense.

And so passed the Fourth, and began the Fifth, in Montana.